My Photo
Location: St. Cloud, Florida, United States

I'm an asshole. A huge, gaping, freshly fucked asshole.

Tuesday, August 02, 2005

Holy Shit

This kid is so fucking badass, I could feel the bitch slap that I would get from even making eye contact with this bad mothafucker. Fuck Dakota Fanning. As a matter of fact, he probably already fucked Dakota Fanning. Been there, Fucked that. Fuck Haley Joel Osment, hell, Fuck Edward Furlong. This kid is fucking badass. He could probably silence a room of hardened ex cons who would masturbate to the very memory of this Ill McNasty, Badass, Sumbitch with a simple glare. Holy shit, I can't even type anymore. Oh and Walrus meat tastes like shit. Not chicken. Shit.


Blogger Tyler Craige said...

This was an excuse to namedrop child stars.

9:50 AM  

Post a Comment

<< Home