So anyway, Here are the last two things, as continued from the previous list.

4. I am not gay.

Tecnically, this isn't a reason for anything but a staggering amount of people enjoy questioning my sexuality. If I'm gay, then this guy to the left is God. Fuck. I am gay.

5. I don't Know.

I picked Five reasons because five is a nice number. I have five fingers, five toes, the most sexual partners I've had at the same time is five, etc. So anyway, Suck my balls you creamy bastards