The Importance of Malt Liquor

Malt Liquor, sometimes referred to as a proper noun like "Olde English" or "colt 45" is an important part of our lives. An Example, you ask? Think of you having to take a wicked piss and you're in a car, during a long trip in which you cannot make any stops. You look around and all you see is the sobe your jock buddy is sipping on, a pussy ass starbucks double shot can rolling around and a big motherfuckin empty 40 on a seat. Which one is going to serve you best in that situation? The motherfuckin 40, that's what.

Were it not for Malt Liquor, there would be no Boyz in da Hood/ Menace 2 Society/Juice/Don't be a menace.../movies involving young black men. The 'hood movies might as well be a gigantic ad for malt liquor,which isn't something that would bother me.

Of course, there is two sides to every issue and this one is no exception. You could look fuckin cool as a motherfucker, like the guy up top right or look racist like the fine product offered below.




Either way you choose to do it, Malt liquor is the shit